The X Factor 2014: 12 more amusing quotes from episode two

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Tonight's second episode of The X Factor 2014 saw another array of wacky hopefuls provoking even more hilarious remarks from the judges.

There was call centre worker Stevi Richie, who ended up dad-dancing to Olly Murs' 'Dance With Me Tonight' after forgetting the words half way through.

We also saw French screamer Oceane, Italian pug-lover Andrea, and the rather, er, unusual pairing of Kitten and The Hip.

Here are some more of our favourite moments from the show in quote form.

#1

"Whatever the opposite of entertaining is, that was you."

— We don't think Simon was a fan of GCB

#2

"I have green eyes, they say people with green eyes are good at everything, but I don't think I am!"

— Despite his disastrous performance, Stevi Richie made it to the arena auditions

#3

"I bet he loves it at the call centre. Even when they complain he's happy."

Simon reflects on Stevi's audition

Kitten & The Hip

#4

Mel: "I'm not that 'party'."
Cheryl: "I saw you last night."
Mel: "What happened?"
Cheryl: "Exactly."

— The female judges compare their girlband credentials

#5

"I actually would like to find another Steps, just with better people in it."

Simon was impressed by mixed group Only The Young

#6

"I thought it was father and daughter!"

Louis during Kitten and The Hip's audition. Don't worry Lou Lou, we're sure you weren't the only one

#7

"Yes. I'd do anything it takes to get there. I am so hungry for this."

Kitten took all of half a second to decide to go it alone

#8

"For fifty something years old, to pull that lady, every night he's laughing."

Mel reckons The Hip doesn't have it so bad

#9

"It was like you'd swallowed a load of people and they were all screaming."

Simon reacts to Oceane's window-shattering audition

Andrea Faustini

#10

Mel: "Keep singing for yourself, at home,where nobody else can hear you."
Simon: "With the door firmly shut."

— Jan needn't have bothered coming all the way over from Poland

#11

"You took it to church and back brother!"

Mel B praises Andrea's impressive pipes

#12

Simon: "It's almost like I wanna put his voice in somebody else."
Cheryl: "I also wanna put your voice somewhere else, but we don't get that luxury in life."

— Miaow!

The X Factor returns for more auditions next Saturday and Sunday on ITV.

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