James Arthur and the X Factor machine have been moving fast, with the X Factor 2012 winner releasing a book already.
In case the past ten weeks of live shows weren't enough for you, you can now get James' story in written form.
Think of it as a passive aggressive Christmas present to those you hate, but have to put up with.
Speaking about the book, James had some PR-approved statements to share.
“I still can’t get my head around being on the UK’s biggest talent search, singing in front of millions of people every week – let alone winning it," was one them.
The 'authentic' performer credibly added: "This is the story of how my dream became reality."
It's sure to be gripping then.
James explains: “Before the show, I felt I had no future. I’d been working so hard for so many years, through an endless succession of bands and gigs, that at my lowest point I nearly gave up on my dream.
“The competition changed everything. I’ve grown so much, both as an artist and as a person, and I hope I’ve finally achieved something that will make my family proud.
“This is the full story of how I got there – my story, in my words.”
Well, there you have it folks.