Simon Cowell's single life was the latest target of David Walliams' jokes at this week's Britain's Gott Talent 2013 auditions.
The Little Britain comic made several quips about the music mogul's troubles to find a girlfriend... and stay with her.
This week saw Simon and David travel to Glasgow with Alesha Dixon and Amanda Holden for the latest round of try outs for the new series.
One act saw Simon comment that the performance was like something from a wedding band, to which quick David laughed: “Certainly not your wedding.
“You have to go out with someone longer than 15 minutes.”
And when Simon told David off for interrupting him, the outrageous comic bent over the judges' desk to get a spanking!
Unfortunately for us viewers, Simon refused.
Meanwhile, David chose not to join Alesha and Amanda on Simon's private jet, choosing instead to take the train.
Simon told him: “I was sorry you didn’t come up on the plane with us but we had more fun without you.”
Watch our recent chat with David at the Britain's Got Talent auditions in London below...