Britain's Got Talent 2013 auditions kick off with more smut from David Walliams!

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Britain's Got Talent 2013 auditions kicked off in Cardiff yesterday and it didn't take long for David Walliams to whip out some smutty jokes.

The Little Britain comic showed no signs of holding back for his second series of the show, quipping about his and Simon's "interconnecting rooms" at their hotel!

And David blamed Simon's make up routine for holding up auditions, telling users on Twitter: "The other judges all take about 10 hours in make-up! "

Speaking before auditions, David said: "I'm really, really excited, we've had a fantastic welcome in Cardiff. I can't wait to get started. We've got high expectations. I want to see a different act to who's won before, it could be a comedian it could be a choir, it could be anybody."

And on his 'relationship' with Simon, David quipped: "It's quite a one sided relationship, we had a lot of fun last year and hopefully we'll have more of it.

Meanwhile a thrilled Amanda Holden, who looked stunning on the red carpet, tweeted before the first recording session: "Yay! Its BGT day! Cannot wait!!I'm not gonna lie to you! My tummy is churning with excitement!!!!#showuswhatyougotwales"

She said: "I'm always looking forward to it, every series I always count my blessings that I'm here!

Alesha Dixon (Britain's Got Talent 2013) Amanda Holden (Britain's Got Talent 2013)

"Every single year there's masses of more talent, people think outside the box, it's brilliant, Wales particularly!"

And hosts And and Dec, fresh from the jungle, added: "Well hello Cardiff, it's nice to see you again, you look amazing, have u been working out? I can't wait to see your talent. D x #BGT"

Simon Cowell turned up late to the surprise of no one, looking a bit under the weather as he hit behind a pair of sun glasses despite the freezing temperatures.

Apparently the music mogul only got to sleep at 7AM in the morning, which leads us to only wonder what he's been up to...

Browse our gallery from the first BGT 2013 auditions below...

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