Toya A Washington is quickly shaping up to be a pretty hilarious if confrontational housemate on Big Brother 2014.
The sassy video blogger entered on Day 2 and has already provided us with some brilliant quotes for the series, just one week in.
Here are four (pretty superficial) reasons why we're digging the 29-year-old Londoner right now...
From talking about herself in the third person to her "dictatorship" qualities, Toya's VT ("I've a different personality for each weave") was was rather brilliant and her supposed catchphrase ("Don't come for me unless I send for you") is rather epic motto.
Need we say more?
Burning her armpits
Turns out you don't want to get your deodorant mixed up with your fanny spray...