Celebrity Big Brother 2014: Jim Davidson has been 'chafing the chipolata'

Jim does laundry in the bathroomIMAGE PROVIDED BY CHANNEL 5

There's a lot of talk about masturbation in the Celebrity Big Brother UK house his evening.

Using all sorts of euphemisms, Jim Davidson talks to Dappy and Ollie Locke about dealing with sexual frustration while in the house.

Jim asks: “Has anyone bashed the tent pegs since they’ve been here?”

Ollie reveals: “No, Lee and Dappy have.”

Jim explains: “Think I’ve grown another bullock. Remind me to wash my hands before I do the lentils.”

Dappy asks: “I swear you strangled one today?”

Jim tells the N-Dubz star: “No, no, no I didn’t mean strangling the front, I was strangling
something out the back, I was checking the exhaust.”

He continues: “I weren’t slamming the salami, I was chafing the chipolata. I can’t think of anyone to think of, there’s no one here that floats me boat apart from a egg and bacon sandwich but I suppose I can take that in the shower and whack one off. Just my luck probably a HP sauce will come out the end."

Blimey.

Elsewhere in tonight's show and Linda and Jim have yet another argument after Linda tells Dappy, Luisa, Casey and Lee that they all enjoyed a drink of wine as part of the task.

Jim rants: “Did I say you drunk yours, no you said it so just zip up and stop gobbing off. F**k this, f**k it, F**k it, go and starve. You’re an evil woman you Linda Nolan.”

Linda hits back: “Oh Jim, grow up for god sake you big baby.”

Celebrity Big Brother airs tonight on Channel 5 from 9PM.

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