Celebrity Big Brother 2013 'stars' Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag held a signing in WHSmiths today, but almost no one turned up 🙁
We say no one, we're over exaggerating a tad, but we're told there seemed to be more interest in the massages being given out in the mall than the American duo.
The pair were at a North London shopping centre signing copies of their cover of this week's OK! Magazine.
Who says Celebrity Big Brother doesn't help careers?
The Speidi Story - a one hour fly on the wall reality show - will air later this month.
But it looks like they may have to find footage elsewhere.
Our Brent Cross spy reveals: "There were about 10 or 20 people there this morning. There looked to be more security than actual fans.
"A lot of shoppers wanted to see what was happening with all the cameras and paparazzi, but no one really seemed to know who they were."
Spencer and Heidi were due to meet fans from 10AM, but onlookers told us that the nearly store was empty aside from a few early morning bargain hunters.
And Speidi's troop of personal security.
A source defended the turnout, saying: "It was quite early for a signing. Most of the time they happen in the afternoon and evening.
"Perhaps they should've waited until their show went out."