Celebrity Big Brother 2013 housemates Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got a bit naught over the weekend.
According to the Daily Star, the pair took full advantage of living in the basement together with an "X-rated sex romp."
Although given the amount of affection they've shown one another so far, it probably means they just had a peck on the cheek.
Despite Channel 5's reputation, bosses apparently felt the scenes were too hot for telly.
Or perhaps they were just very boring.
It's claimed Spencer whispered to wife Heidi: "I love you so much. It’s getting hot in here," before the pair dived under the sheets.
A few "moans and groans" and five minutes later the pair were asleep.
Marriage bliss, eh?
But the rest of the house are still convinced their marriage is a sham, with Rylan bitching: “The only willy Heidi has had in her mouth is the bull’s penis we had to pass to one another in that task.”
Spencer hit back during the weekend: “You mocked our relationship.
“Would you rather have us making out, having sex on TV in front of you?
“We’re not kissing because we’re respectful of everyone who doesn’t have a husband or girlfriend in this house.
“We’re just two people – just like you – so we shouldn’t be the ones who get to have this extra intimate experience when you guys don’t.”
The pair admitted previously that they had “debated” having sex in the house, but claimed they felt it would be too “lewd”… and too cheap!
Spencer explained: “I don’t think they’re paying us enough! We’ve debated and we think it’s too lewd for the house.”