Celebrity Big Brother funnyman Julian Clary has revealed he's trying to avoid Jasmine Lennard.
Speaking to Big Brother in the Diary Room, the camp comic confessed he was worried about getting into an argument with the mad model.
He said: “I spend time avoiding intense conversations where people want to get deep about things. If I want to look deep within myself I will use a mirror on a stick!
"I try to keep cheerful…I have to avoid Jasmine as you don’t know when there will be some volatile moment.”
Julian also took aim at The Situation, branding him "dense".
He continued: “The Occasional Table is the name in my head for The Situation, its more appropriate. He’s so dense, he doesn’t understand jokes.
"His image of himself is a stud, but he’s more of an occasional table. He said today that he thought of Harvey as a bruv, he said I was a kindly professor…interesting how other people perceive you, I was hoping I would be another bruv!”