In an interview with his ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour (awkward!), Simon explained: “I don’t like Valentine’s Day very much.”
And when she asked what the most romantic thing he's done for Valentine’s Day, Simon replied: “I took you for a walk in the park.”
To which an unimpressed Terri quipped: “I’m not a dog!”
Meanwhile Simon revealed he wasn’t sure what the status of his relationship as with former American Idol make-up artist Mezhgan.
He said: “It’s not on, it’s not off, it’s somewhere in the middle. I don’t know if I will ever get married.”